Spinnaker shots! It was important that someone stay ashore, on the solid, unmoving beach, to snap the photos...

A carpenter and a bricklayer race in a homemade puckboard lark. (Puckboard is the hard plastic with which hockey arenas are lined.) The carpenter says to the bricklayer, "Just tell her we came in fifth."
But for first-time racers they did well. No rule infringements, no puckboard fragments floating in the bay. No tradesmen floating in the bay.